Sunday, October 29, 2006
OMG EUGENECHU! IM SOOOOO ANGRY IM HAVING A HEADACHE OKAYOKAY CALM DOWN CALM DOWN BREATHE BREATHEBREATHEEEEEE. HU XI.
mm okay.
- stay away from dangerous things and people (matchsticks, choppers - unless i'm the one coming after you with it, bunsen bruners - yes. you refrain from doing science pracs for the whole of next year, violent peeps who will grab your leg/arm/neck/whatever when you're jumping/running/walking, yes, even walking. etc)
- don't play pool. no. don't even THINK of it. if someone trips you with that what's-the-thing that long stick (pardon me i'm still on fire my blood pressure sky high) or stab you with it then that's the end man.
- NO CROSSING OF ROADS. which will naturally, bring me to the next point.
- NO GOING OUT. I'M SERIOUS. SO SOSOSOSOSOOOOOOOO SERIOUS WITH A CAPITAL S AND E AND YA, YOU GET THE IDEA. i'll rather you die of boredom from living a mountain life at home than you get flattened by some lorry driven by a blind asshole. IF I EVEN SEE A SINGLE FLAKE OF YOUR SKIN CELL OR STRAND OF HAIR IN TOWN YOU ARE SOOOOO GOING TO GET IT FROM ME.
- no cooking. there are countless potential hazards in the kitchen. the knives, the pots, the stoves, the window. need i elaborate?
- NO SAVING OF OTHERS. so you keep yourself safe and sound. S&S.
mm okay i think that's it. will add in more. :)
loving
you
